Colonel Sanders To Return

Pretty soon, we'll be paraphrasing the little girl in Poltergeist II by saying, "He's baaaaack."  KFC is bringing back their longtime icon Colonel Harland Sanders for their latest advertising campaign.  He will be portrayed by Darrell Hammond, who used to impersonate President Bill Clinton on Saturday Night Live.  The real Colonel Sanders, who founded KFC, died nearly 35 years ago at the age of 90.  

If I were a follower of Hinduism, I would be wondering how many lifetimes as a chicken the Colonel has endured since then.  For him, karma wouldn't be a bitch, but a hen.

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